is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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