But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Buhtt sex?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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