i don't like sucking hair
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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