need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize