No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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