eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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