that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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