I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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