wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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