you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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