So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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