redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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