talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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