No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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