I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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