Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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