Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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