just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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