4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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