I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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