Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
tell me about the fingering
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