I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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