If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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