Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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