woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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