If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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