How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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