Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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