new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
don't judge my taste in strippers
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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