so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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