Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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