People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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