idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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