Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
