Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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