so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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