is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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