have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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