two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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