I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
