She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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