i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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