It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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