Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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