If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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