What should our trivia night team be named?
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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