you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize