after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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