Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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