At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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