I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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