Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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