This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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