Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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