i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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