im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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