no, he came in my armpit
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
