I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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