Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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