When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just gift wrapped bread.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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