I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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