So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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